• Most excellent

    It used to be, in the day before food blogs, or at least in the days before I knew they existed, I would go to Barnes and Noble or Books-A-Million, buy a coffee, and then lose myself in the cookbook section. I carried a little notebook and pen with me and whenever I spied a recipe that appealed to me, I wrote it down. Sometimes I would hit the bookstores with a certain type of food in mind, like smoothies or tarts, but more often than not, I just free-wheeled my way around. In this way I discovered some real keepers—the pesto torte for one.

    On one such visit, I fell in love with The All-American Cookie Book. I pointed it out to Mr. Handsome (he must of been along with me which was pretty unusual since he hates hanging out in commercial establishments, including restaurants [woe is me!]) and later on (the same night? a month later?) I discovered the coveted book lying on my pillow when I went upstairs to our bed under the eaves.

    Over the subsequent years, I have made many a cookie from that book, but one of my favorites (of all the cookies I’ve tried, I’ve latched on to two in particular) is the Cranberry-White Chocolate Cookies.


    Oh my stars and heavenly angels, these cookies are dangerous addicting: rich, chewy, tender, tart, sweet, creamy, crunchy.


    Wait. Did you catch that? Let me run those adjectives past you again. Listen up real good.

    Rich.
    Chewy.

    Tender.
    Tart.
    Sweet.
    Creamy.
    Crunchy.

    That’s a heck of a lot of variety in one little cookie! These babes are over-achievers. They are go-getters. They are Something Else.


    These cookies remind me of the ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery in that they have almost as many add-ins as they do base. There doesn’t seem to possibly be enough dough to hold the giant pile of nuts, chocolate, and fruit together, but never fear, there is. Everything melds together perfectly.


    I munched my way through the mixing (Ooo! there’s a piece of chocolate… Ooo! lemme try a fresh cranberry with ANOTHER piece of chocolate … Ooo! how about a dried cranberry with a fresh cranberry AND a pecan … Ooo! now I need to taste them ALL together … and repeat) and baking (Oops, that cookie cracked in half … Oops, THAT cookie cracked in half …. Oops… and so on and so on) of a double batch and now I feel slightly ill.


    Yet I still have to engage in psychological warfare to keep my butt in this chair and my fingers on the keyboard and away from the rows of cookies.


    Cranberry-White Chocolate Cookies
    Adapted from The All-American Cookie Book by Nancy Baggett

    Nancy says that the lemon glaze in optional, but I beg to disagree. It’s true, the cookies are plenty delicious without the icing, but the citrus-y tang in the icing blends perfectly with the cranberries, cinnamon, and chocolate—the two forces working together knock the cookies completely out of this world.

    I use the glaze very sparingly, so one recipe is enough for a double batch of cookies.

    Update December 17, 2022: these are often too flat and delicate. Add a couple tablespoons more flour next time.

    1 cup butter
    1 cup packed brown sugar
    1 large egg
    1 ½ teaspoons orange zest
    2 ½ teaspoons vanilla
    1 2/3 cups white flour
    1 teaspoon cinnamon
    1 teaspoon baking powder
    1/4 teaspoon baking soda
    1/4 teaspoon salt
    1 ½ cups (6 ounces) chopped pecans
    1 ½ cups (6 ounces) dried cranberries
    1 1/3 cups (8 ounces) white chocolate, chopped
    ½ cup fresh cranberries, chopped
    1 recipe lemon glaze (recipe follows)

    Cream together the butter and sugar. Add the egg, zest, and vanilla and beat some more.

    In a separate bowl, stir together the flour, cinnamon, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture and beat together.

    Add the nuts, fresh and dried cranberries, and white chocolate and stir to incorporate.

    Scoop out the cookies, about a tablespoon of the dough per cookie, and place them on a greased baking sheet, leaving about two inches between cookies as they will spread a bit. Bake the cookies at 350 degrees for about ten minutes, or until the edges are lightly brown but the centers are still soft but no longer wet.

    Let the cookies remain on the baking sheets for at least a minute, but no more than two (if left on the tray too long, they will harden and then crumble when you try to lift them off), to firm up a bit. Transfer the cookies to a cooling rack to cool completely.

    To drizzle the glaze over the cookies, place the cookies close together on a cut-open brown paper bag (when done, just chuck the paper in the garbage—makes for easy clean-up) and wave a fork-full of icing back and forth over the cookies to make a pretty pattern. When the icing has hardened, store the cookies in plastic containers between layers of wax paper (so they don’t stick together) and freeze.

    Yield: About 3 dozen cookies

    Lemon Glaze
    1 cup powdered sugar, sifted
    1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
    1/8 teaspoon vanilla
    1-2 teaspoons water

    Mix together, adding more water if necessary in order to make a glaze thin enough to drizzle.

    About One Year Ago: Walnut Balls.

  • A pragmatic man

    You know what Mr. Handsome told me the other night? He said if he had a choice between rubbing my back and taking me off life support, he would choose the latter.

    We were in bed and I was going through my nightly ritual of begging him to rub my back (he has the most marvelous back-rubbing hands—strong and large, dry and rough—it’s the best of both worlds, a massage and a back scratch), and he was going through his nightly ritual of saying no. It’s the stupidest thing, him saying no, because he (almost) always begrudgingly rolls over and “ma-scratchers” my skin.

    He ought to know by now, after all these years of matrimonial bliss, that I need him to massage my back. I fall asleep so much easier after he’s pummeled all the tension out of my shoulder blades. And I maintain that the back rubs make me healthier and happier—his scratchy strong hands invigorate all the sluggy cells in my back, therefore making me more alive, vibrant, and cheerful.

    Taking all that into consideration, you would think he would simply say “Okay, honey,” because he would know that he was making a wise investment. He’d think to himself, If I just help her relax, she’ll sleep super-well and then tomorrow she won’t call my cell phone whenever she gets the least little bit stressed…because she won’t be getting as stressed, thanks to this measly thirty-second back rub I’m giving her right now. It’s such a simple thing, really. I’m so glad I can help her out in this way.

    But no, that’s most certainly not what he does. What he does say is “NO,” every single time, sometimes even as he is starting to squeeze my neck. It’s a neurotic compulsion, this negativity of his. Or maybe it’s a coping device.

    In any case, the other night after the ritualistic request and denial, he did eventually commence to massaging. I purred, “This is wonderful, honey. Thank you, mmmm. You do realize, don’t you, that if I ever fall into a coma, you have to come to my bedside and give me lots of back rubs—mmmm—and foot rubs and hand rubs—mmmm—and leg and arm rubs. Okay? Mmmm?”

    And Mr. Handsome said, “You mean I can’t just pull the plug?”

    About One Year Ago: In which Mr. Pragmatic Man performs a surgical procedure with a blowtorch and a needle.

  • Blog blues

    These days I’ve been finding it increasingly difficult to blog. It may have something to do with feeling like my brain is kind of empty, like there is nothing worth pointing out (which is so NOT true because everyone knows that it’s the little things that make the good stories), that I have too many ideas (yes, I realize I just contradicted myself), that no one cares (hear me out—I’ll try to not be too pathetic), and that I’m a bad writer. I know where this last one comes from: my mother.

    No, no, no, my mother did not tell me I’m a bad writer; on the contrary, she is quite encouraging. But see, I just wrote an article (two, actually) that I’ve submitted for publication and she edited them for me.

    “Edited” is such a mild-sounding word, isn’t it? Kind of neutral, peaceful and unobtrusive?

    Well, let me tell you, it’s not any of that. It’s a wickedly violent word, fiercely cutthroat and bloody. It gouges and slashes, seemingly at random, and then as suddenly as it attacks, it spins on its heel and is gone, leaving a royal mess of decapitated ideas and shattered words in its wake.

    Okay, so that’s a little bit of an exaggeration (and the analogy is flawed, of course, because violence doesn’t bring about something better, but editing does), but then again, it’s not that much of a stretch because it’s how I feel.

    I took a college English course when I was a senior in high school and our professor, Mr. Whitmore, a brilliant man (and also, as it so happens, the English professor of Henry Louis Gates, Jr, the author of Colored People and the man who got arrested and was then invited to drink a beer with Obama a couple months back), got the privilege of drilling us in the art of the three-point essay. We had to churn out a new essay every couple weeks or so, and he was a tough grader, the type of teacher that every nerdy student longed to impress. He probably never had any idea of the suffering his essay assignments wrought in our little West Virginian house.

    It would go something like this: I’d work on my essay and then give it to Mom. She’d glance at it briefly before handing it back, saying, “Two of your three points are redundant, and your second point should come first. But your bigger problem is your thesis statement—it’s a bit vague, I think. What’s the point you’re trying to make?”

    So I would try again. And again and again and again. I’d yell and cry and slam my bedroom door. Mom would lecture. I’d give her the silent treatment, and she would reciprocate. Yet I persisted in handing over each new version of the essay for her to critique. It was agony, pure and simple. But I got an A in the class.

    Now that I’m an adult (and a homeschooling mother of four, at that), I still ask my mother to edit all my writing: speeches, articles, stories, tricky letters, complicated church announcements, my letter to the editor of Newsweek magazine THAT GOT PUBLISHED (it happened about five years ago but I still think about that glorious moment in all caps), but I don’t let her edit this blog. I don’t want to obsess about this space, crafting it into something perfect; it would take too much time and suck all the joy out of it, though I’m sure it would be more enjoyable and meaningful for others to read. This is a space for me to just talk off the top of my head, to edit myself in my own (poor) way, to make me write.

    But I’m obsessing anyway, having trouble writing simple blog posts after these recent bouts of editing. I mean, my mother tore apart my article numerous times—too wordy, misspellings galore, unclear ideas, weak sentence structure, yadda-yadda-yadda. Needless to say, I feel a little insecure right now, not quite worthy of perching a laptop on my knee.

    (Let me pause here for a moment of clarification: I am not bothered by other writers’ mistakes. I may note them, but I don’t feel all critical and superior towards those people. [I’m assuming/hoping that others extend the same grace to me.] This is purely an internal battle, one that I’m sharing with the world because…well, I’m not exactly sure why. Maybe just to be honest. Whatever.)

    But perch the laptop on my knee I will. Because I can, by gum! Perhaps this crazy desire to write without being edited is my own little way of thumbing my nose at my mother (after all, I never went through the required Age of Rebellion), good English, and my own perfectionist tendencies. Or maybe it’s just the lazy way out. In any case, I’ll keep plugging away in my little unedited corner of bloggyland, and whenever I need to write something professional, I’ll be shooting my mother an email. (Mom, I’m not really thumbing my nose at you. But then, you knew that, right?)


    I don’t know where this post is going anymore, but one more interesting (to me, anyway) thing about editing before I move on to something edible: a couple weeks ago Mr. Handsome listened to an NPR story on editing. The person was saying that “drafts” have become a thing of the past. No longer are there first, second, and third drafts because people write on the computer, editing as they go. (In that sentence alone, I spell-checked, back-spaced, and deleted more times than I can count, and it’s still not how I want it.) It used to be that writers thought long and hard about what they wanted to say, typed everything out, edited excessively, and then retyped the whole thing. I think the NPR speaker was making the point that we lose something (not sure what) when we take the “draft” component out of writing. Or maybe I made that up.

    Back to my mother (and I spelled “mother” as “mover,” which she is): she used a manual typewriter till I was in college. You know, the kind that calls all your finger muscles into use, that makes loud plunk-plunk noises, and that hides no mistakes. I remember my mother typing out the final drafts of her articles over and over again—if she made so much as one tiny mistake, she’d groan and sigh heavily, rip the paper off the roller thingy, and start over again. It was painful to watch. (By the way, I’m keeping my eyes open for one of those old clunky machines; I think it would be a great learning tool/play thing for the kids.)

    My mother gradually caught up with the times and got a word processor and then a computer (and then a fancier computer and then a laptop as well). Despite the progress, she still looks like this, wild-haired and vacant-eyed, when she writes:


    See, she suffers, too (though she has replaced the glass goggles with smaller, stylish frames and combs her hair, most days). I can’t resent her too much.


    Now. How about we shift gears and talk about scones? The good thing about these beauts is that they are perfection in a biscuit (er, scone), so you can create them as outlined below, no editing necessary, though after you gorge yourself, you might wish you could backspace.


    Ginger Cream Scones
    Slightly adapted (but not edited) from The Bread Bible by Rose Levy Beranbaum

    12 tablespoons butter, cut into cubes and frozen
    3/4 cup heavy cream, whipped and then chilled
    2 cups all-purpose flour
    1/3 cup sugar
    1 tablespoon baking powder
    1 teaspoon ground ginger
    1/8 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon lemon zest
    2/3 cup crystallized ginger, chopped fairly small

    For the topping:
    2 teaspoons cream
    2-3 tablespoons demerara sugar

    Put the chilled cubes of butter in a food processor along with the flour, sugar, baking powder, ground ginger, salt, and zest. Pulse for 10-15 seconds until there are no longer any large lumps. (Or, if you prefer, simply rub the butter into the flour mixture with your fingers.)

    Dump the mixture into a large bowl and add the crystallized ginger. Fold in the whipped cream. Knead the dough lightly, shape it into a ball, and then press it into a disk that is 6 inches in diameter and about 3/4 inches thick. Wrap the disk in plastic wrap and chill it in the refrigerator for about an hour.

    After the dough has chilled (do not omit that step as the dough is very tender and will lose its shape if it is not sufficiently firm when it goes into the oven), remove it from the fridge, unwrap it, and cut it into eight wedges. Place the wedges on a lightly greased baking sheet, brush the tops with cream and sprinkle liberally with sugar. Bake the scones at 400 degrees for 15-20 minutes.

    Serve warm or at room temperature. Any leftover scones should be stored in a tightly sealed plastic bag in the freezer; to thaw, remove them from the bag and set on a plate.

    Do ahead: Rose suggests flash-freezing the cut, raw scones and then storing them in a plastic bag in the freezer. When ready to bake, simply place them on the baking sheets, brush with cream, sprinkle with sugar, and bake. Add 5-7 minutes to the baking time. I haven’t tried this yet, but I plan to.

    About One Year Ago: A poor, little-widdle smashed finger.