• we nailed it

    For months our younger daughter had wanted a dog. She pleaded, cajoled, begged, cried, and bargained. She even wrote us a letter detailing the many reasons she ought to have a puppy. A husky, she said. I want a husky.

    No, we said. We already have two dogs. Dogs are expensive. You don’t have sufficient income to pay for a canine friend. So no. No way, no how, no.

    Nevertheless, she persisted. Number one on her birthday wishlist: Puppy.

    “Hon,” I said. “You gotta to be practical. Ask for reasonable things. Items within our budget. A dog just isn’t happening, you know.”

    “I know,” she said, but she left the list as it was.

    And then, about two weeks before her birthday, a bizarre thought occurred to me: Why not?

    It wouldn’t be a husky, that was for sure. Or any purebred, for that matter. But a puppy wasn’t an outrageous proposition. We could draw on the funds reserved for the farm. She had enough money in the bank to pay to get the pup fixed, and as she got older she’d have more earning power.

    So I started searching—the SPCA, the paper, the pet shop, craigslist—and then, one week before her birthday, a friend sent me a snapshot of an ad: collie-lab pups. The very next day, my husband and I dropped the kids at my parents and went to investigate. The pups’ father was a purebred boarder collie and the mother was a golden lab-golden retriever mix. I picked out the smallest and quietest of the four females, and then we returned home. All week long I was beside myself with excitement. Worry, too. What if she didn’t like the puppy? It wasn’t a husky, after all.

    Her birthday morning, my husband picked up the puppy and dropped it off at my brother’s house. Back home, we ate chef salads and chips, drank rosa de jamaica, blew out the candles on the ice cream cake, and then gathered in the living room to open presents.

    Just as our daughter started opening her next-to-last gift, my husband’s cell rang (because he made it ring). After a brief (fake) one-sided conversation, he announced that my brother needed help—there was a leak!—and tore out the door.

    “Do you want us to wait for you?” I hollered after him. “Can she finish opening this gift?” But he was gone.

    She finished opening the box—a bike helmet—but I wouldn’t let her open the last little package (a dog leash). “We’ll finish when Papa gets back,” I said. The kids and I lounged around in the living room, sampling her licorice and admiring the gifts, killing time. I was on pins and needles.

    Finally, through the window, I saw my husband pull in the drive. To my older son, I whispered, “Get your camera out,” and to my younger daughter I snapped, “Cover your eyes.”

    When my husband walked into the room, the 10-week-old pup cradled in his arms, the kids froze—eyes wide, mouths a-gape—comprehension slowly dawning. Someone gave a strangled squeal. My husband set the pup in my daughter’s lap. It was like he flipped a switch. Instantly she was sobbing, her face buried in the pup’s fur.

    Alice, for that’s what my daughter has named the pup (after a book character), is delightfully gentle and sweet-tempered. She travels well, too, we learned when we took her on a day-trip to PA. She spent the eight hours curled up on the back seat or in someone’s lap, sleeping the hours away, and, just by being cute, cozy, and sleepy, she kept the kids from fighting overly much. (Basically, she’s a service dog for my rugrats.)

    I think we nailed it.

    This same time, years previous: dusty magic, the quotidian (3.2.15), coffee cooperative, leap year baby, potatoes and onions, and red raspberry rhubarb pie.

  • the quotidian (2.27.17)

    Quotidian: daily, usual or customary; 
    everyday; ordinary; commonplace



    We’ve eaten nearly an entire pig and I still haven’t found a pulled pork recipe I like.
    Just the way I like it: swimming in butter and honey.

    Birthday breakfast.

    With caramel, chocolate, and pecans: it shouldn’t have been disappointing, but it was.

    An impulse purchase: have you tried it?

    Slipping.

    Wink.

    Why bother with a sofa if you have a horse?

    I always thought she had horns…
    (Just kidding!)
    He changed the brake pads.

    Not working.

    Buzz off.

    Outdoor bedroom.

    Flying his cheesy freak flag.

    A third teenager!

    This same time, years previous: old-fashioned molasses cream sandwich cookies, roasted cauliflower soup, Oreo, the quotidian (2.25.13), the quotidian (2.27.12), for my daughter, creamy garlic soup, and Grandma Baer’s caramel popcorn.

  • steer sitting

    “Guess what!” my older daughter said when I got home from seeing a play last Sunday afternoon. 

    “What.”

    “The steer let me sit on him while he was laying down!”

    On my camera I found photos of the steers roaming the yard (“They’re hungry, Mom”), and there was a large, squishy cow pie next to the front porch (lovely), but no picture of the steer-turned-sofa, so the next day when I looked out the kitchen window and spied my older daughter stretched lengthwise on the back of a steer, sunning herself, I snatched my camera right up.

    “Careful, Mom,” she said as I approached the fence. “Don’t startle him.”

    The steer, for his part, didn’t seem to care one iota that a human being was draped across his back.

    “Make him get up,” I said, bored with the statuesque blob of beef.

    Ever obliging, my older daughter began rocking back and forth.

    Nothing.

    She kicked him in the sides.

    Nothing.

    She kicked him harder.

    Nothing.

    She rocked back and forth and jabbed him with her heels and—

    Whoosh! The steer stood up so fast that my daughter nearly tumbled over his neck.

    For a couple seconds the steer stood still while visions of bucking beasts and emergency rooms flashed before my eyes.

    “Get off!” I squealed, but I needn’t have worried.

    My daughter had no desire to be catapulted facefirst into a cow pattie and had already vaulted off, landing squarely on her own two feet.

    This same time, years previous: the quotidian (2.22.16), the quotidian (2.23.15), the quotidian (2.24.14), birds and bugs, bandwagons, cream scones, the morning after, and Molly’s marmelade cake.